Green Acres Road, huh?

Great. Now I've got the Green Acres theme song running through my head.

Green Acres is the place to be
If you want to lose your poor peepee
So don't go pissing off your wife
Or she might come after you with a knife

dun dun dundun dun... one slice!
dun dun dundun dun... not nice!
dun dun dundun dun... she cuts!
dun dun dundun dun... my nuts!!

Thanks to my wife
Now I'm scarred for life
Green Acres we are theeeeere!